Recently I took on a new writing client. I wrote two articles for them before they bothered to mention that “Oh yeah, you won’t get a byline and you can’t tell anyone you wrote these articles because they belong to us now.” Now, I don’t consider myself a vain person, but it’s kind of hard to build a portfolio when you’re writing under those constraints. It would have been nice to have that income, but I told them “No thanks” and parted ways with them. This is the second article I wrote for them, which I withdrew from consideration.
The Benefits of Thrift Shopping
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Tags: clothing, hipsters, shopping, style, thrift shopping, thrift stores
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On the Doctrine of Comedic Infallibility
28 07 2012There have been a few controversies recently regarding comedians making stupid, clumsy jokes about sensitive issues. First it was Daniel Tosh’s response to a heckler that “wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by, like five guys right now?” People got pissed off about that joke, and other people got pissed off that those people got pissed off, and pointless Internet arguments ensued. Then Dane Cook apparently remembered the good old days when he was the comic that everyone suddenly realized was way overrated and maybe kind of a douche, and he made an equally dull, unfunny joke about the Aurora, Colorado shootings.
I’m not a person who believes that certain topics are off limits for comedians. Anything can be made funny if it’s done right. That’s the art of comedy. But in these two cases, the jokes weren’t done right. They were lazy, uncreative, and unfunny. That is why people were offended. If you’re going to make jokes about taboo subjects like that, you’d damn well better know what you’re doing. You didn’t see the Internet get in an uproar over the article The Onion published about the Aurora shootings, because the writers at The Onion know how to tackle difficult, terrible subjects and satirize them in a way that is not only funny, but cathartic. Dane Cook showed no such subtlety or finesse. He is not known for subtlety or finesse, and as such he really should just leave the difficult topics to wittier comics.
I’m an ex-Catholic, and one of the things I find most absurd about Catholicism is the idea of papal infallibility. That’s the doctrine that says that the Pope is always right, no matter how stupid or terrible the things he’s saying may seem to everyone who isn’t the Pope. Trying to brush countless allegations of child abuse under the rug? Hey, he’s the Pope. You can’t question it. This same idea seems to have crept into comedy now. Trying to make an “edgy” joke about rape or murder but failing to actually make it funny? Hey, he’s a comedian. You can’t criticize him.
Bullshit. No one is exempt from criticism, not even the Pope or Dane Cook.
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Tags: comedy, Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh, jokes
Categories : comedy
Batman Vs. Superman: The Definitive Superhero Debate
26 07 2012The following post was originally an article on This or That, but was lost that one time they forgot to back up their server and it crashed and everything was terrible. In light of The Dark Knight Rises and the upcoming Superman reboot, I thought it would be a good time to revisit this issue.
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Tags: Batman, superheroes, Superman, The Dark Knight
Categories : articles, humor
Terror!
10 10 2011I update my own blog all-too-infrequently, but that doesn’t stop me from writing posts for other people’s blogs. Check out my write-up of the excellent Korean vampire movie Thirst over on 31 Nights of Terror. Then when you’re done with that you can read on for more recommendations for Halloween-worthy films.
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Tags: films, Halloween, horror, horror movies, vampires
Categories : horror, writing
A History of Modern Literature
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This or That or the Other Thing
2 02 2011I’ve got a new freelance writing gig which I am quite excited about. I will be writing blog posts for This or That, which is a rather entertaining website. My first post is up here and I have a second one pending that will be even funnier. So keep an eye on the site or follow me on Twitter and I will be tweeting links to the articles as they go up.
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Tags: freelance writing, This or That
Categories : articles, personal, writing
My Words: Now in Print
3 01 2011Yes, it’s cool being published on various websites. But it’s even cooler being published in print. So few things are actually put in print these days, what with the Internet and your Kindles and Nooks and iPads and various other electronic reading devices. So I feel pretty good about the fact that one of my stories was published in the Wretched Moments anthology, now available IN PRINT from Amazon.com. Next step: a published book all to myself.
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Tags: Amazon.com, Wretched Moments
Categories : personal, writing
From the Rejection Pile: 10 Patriotic Songs for Kids
27 10 2010I was on a roll with article rejections last week. After having my “How to Surprise Your Girlfriend” rejected for not being serious enough, the same thing happened with this article. I was told to remove the “sarcastic political stuff.” Not gonna happen. Instead I present it to you here with the sarcastic political stuff.
10 Patriotic Songs for Kids
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Tags: dandies, humor, politics
Categories : articles, humor, music