Other Writing

A Bunch of Stuff I Wrote

As months and years have progressed, I have amassed a decently-sized list of all the stuff of mine which has been published on the Internet. Below is that very list.

Praxis Magazine

Me, My Mom, and the Terminator – 5/13/12

Something About the Duality of Nature – 1/23/12

The Old Pornographers – 9/6/10

Evidence that My Cat Is Not Batman – 5/3/10

This or That

What You Should and Shouldn’t Watch This Christmas – 12/22/11

[Note: I have de-linked some of the articles below after This or That’s website crashed and 5 months worth of content was lost. Ouch.]

The Death Penalty: Justice or Barbarism? – 9/24/11

Netflix Further Angers the Internet by Introducing Qwikster – 9/19/11

The Rise of the Modern TV Product Placement – 9/14/11

Batman Vs. Superman: The Ultimate Superhero Showdown – 8/23/11

8 Fun New Names for Al Qaeda – 6/26/11

John McCain Confuses Illegal Immigrants with Pyromaniacs – 6/23/11

Tennessee Basically Makes All of 4chan Illegal – 6/15/11

Santorum Is Running (And Other Double Entendres) – 6/7/11

This Memory Brought to You by [Insert Brand Name Here] – 6/5/11

You Will Not Remember Reading This Article – 5/27/11

Glenn Beck Wants You to Get 50% Off Your Next Bikini Waxing – 5/24/11

Steve Jobs Is Like a God to You – 5/20/11

Good News for Masochists: The Next Two Installments of Atlas Shrugged Are Back On – 5/5/11

What the Music You Like Says About Your Sex Habits – 4/20/11

8 Ideas for Target Ads on the New Amazon Kindle – 4/15/11

Republicans Use Economy as Excuse to Put Our Privates in Peril – 4/8/11

Glenn Beck Vs. Japan – 3/18/11

National Civility Institute: A Ridiculous Idea from a Bunch of Whiny Crybabies – 3/8/11

Microsoft to the Internet: “For the Love of God, Please Stop Using IE6” – 3/8/11

The Placebo Effect in Reverse: Pessimism Will Cause You Pain – 2/21/11

It’s Official: Everything Awesome Causes Cancer – 2/9/11

New Revelations About Ayn Rand Suggest She Probably Died of Irony – 2/1/11

Stanley the Whale

Neighbors – 6/26/11

Johnny America

Scarecrow and Zombie – 5/23/11

Hobo Pancakes

RE: Gorgeous grrl lking for smthing casual – 5/1/10

Screen Junkies

10 Best Sci-Fi Movies – 11/24/10

Misfit Magazine

The Ghost Who Wouldn’t Stop Hitting on Me – 10/17/10

Made Man

10 Cute Songs for Friends – 10/11/10

10 Best Movie Death Scenes – 9/22/10

10 Best Songs to Wake Up To – 9/20/10

How to Find Older Women to Date – 7/29/10

Most Common Places to Meet Women – 6/20/10

Guide to Dating Rich Women – 6/3/10

How to Dine Alone without Feeling Awkward – 4/21/10

How to Reinvent Your Wardrobe – 4/9/10

10 Bad Actors in Good Movies – 4/2/10

10 Best Movies About Journalism – 3/17/10

10 Best TV Shows of the ’90s – 3/16/10

Top Ten Video Game Villains of All Time – 3/12/10

10 Best Songs About Hating Your Job – 3/11/10

10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time – 3/3/10

10 Worst Rap Songs of All Time – 2/27/10

The ShadowCast Audio Anthology

The Old Ones – 11/13/09

Assault

[I’m sad to say that this website seems to have disappeared from the face of the Earth. I’ve delinked the article titles but I’m leaving the list here to remember the good times.]

Review: Wye Oak – Civilian – 3/5/11

Review: Radiohead – The King of Limbs – 2/22/11

Review: Bright Eyes – The People’s Key – 2/7/11

Review: Secret Knives – Affection – 1/29/11

Music Video Hell #14: “My Michael Cera” – 1/20/11

Jeremy’s 2010 Year-End Unsolicited Opinion Extravaganza – 12/17/10

Music Video Hell #13: “Good Radiation (Public Radio Rap)” – 11/30/10

Review: Sufjan Stevens – The Age of Adz – 9/27/10

Music Video Hell #12: Owl City (Again) – 9/24/10

Music Video Hell #11: Vengaboys & Perez Hilton – 9/3/10

Music Video Hell #10: Trade Martin – 8/20/10

Review: Frontier Ruckus – Deadmalls & Nightfalls – 8/10/10

Music Video Hell #9: Violent JJ – 8/6/10

Music Video Hell #8: The Maine – 7/30/10

Review:  The Arcade Fire – The Suburbs – 7/27/10

Review:  The Books – The Way Out – 7/22/10

Music Video Hell #7:  Dirty Heads Feat. Rome of Sublime w/ Rome – 7/16/10

Music Video Hell #6:  Sittin’ on the Toilet – 7/9/10

Music Video Hell #5:  The VentriloChoir – 7/2/10

Review:  The Roots – How I Got Over – 6/30/10

Music Video Hell #4:  Memphis Blac & Smokahontas Jones – 6/20/10

Music Video Hell #3:  Eminem – 6/18/10

Review:  Tokyo Police Club – Champ – 6/15/10

Music Video Hell #2:  Ray Stevens – 6/11/10

Review:  Jeremy Messersmith – The Reluctant Graveyard – 6/8/10

Music Video Hell #1:  Owl City – 6/4/10

Review:  Tobacco – Maniac Meat – 5/28/10